To this point, we have purchased sufficient cobweb to cowl a soccer pitch, 266 toadstools, 40 pumpkins and eight clumps of plastic pond weed.
However there’s nonetheless a e-book of spooky spells, a swimsuit of armour, a dolls’ home, and floor-standing candelabras to get. A £15 plastic hatchet, apparently, is caught within the submit.
It is the weirdest procuring record I’ve ever seen – and the tackiest. However Bob Warans, Strictly Come Dancing props wizard, is eerily calm.